the santa clause bernard fanfiction

change the name of Hollywood Boulevard to "Santa Claus Lane.

Andy Bernard aka Santa Clause

in the special case below, a photograph of his visit with Santa Claus in

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

THE ORIGINAL TELEVISION SOUNDTRACK RECORDINGS SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN'

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town/Frosty The Snowman OST

The Review: Speaking as a former fanfiction reader (and, admittedly,

By: Paul Jenkins (writer), Bernard Chang (artist), Blond (colorist). The

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

What the hell do they have against Here Comes Santa Claus?

Also the Amish (who only grow them once they get married).

The Second Alice:

The Third Alice:

Maybe this deviation from JA fan-fiction norm gave me the okay to go for

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

It's redneck Batman fanfic, dashed out between drinks by a madman.

It's redneck Batman fanfic, dashed out between drinks by a madman.

turned into a Dadaesque Wackyland of fanfic, slashfic, and whatthefic,

santa claus 2012. Santa Claus Say See you for next Merry Chrismest 2012

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

And the next answer is: Bernard, the Elf

santa claus 2012. Clipart Illustration of Santa Claus Holding a Year 2011

is santa claus real. So your child comes to you later in the day and

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing